Sideshow Tees: The Ugliest T-shirts Ever

The Top Five Reasons why you want to wear a Sideshow Tee 

• You purchase a Sideshow Tee online then you take a photo of yourself wearing the Sideshow Tee and post it to your blog. Then you tag the photo of yourself wearing the tee on facebook, myspace, and bebo to become internet famous and send loads of visitors to your blog and increase your online friend activity by 1000% being more popular than most celebrities and all the paparazzi want from you is a photo of you wearing your Sideshow Tee.
• While wearing a Sideshow Tee you buy a time machine, go back in time, win state, and change your future forever. Now you are playing in the pros, soaking it up in a hot tub with your soul mate, eating steaks whenever you want, all while wearing a Sideshow Tee.
• You become the laughing stock of your school but in a good way. Everyone wants to see the funny shirt that you're wearing including but not limited to the over-achieving hall monitor, the lurking janitor, and the creepy lunch lady. Then you find your sense of humor at a very young age and find humorous things in everyday life and become a professional stand-up comic being able to travel and perform all over the country. And all this because you got a funny shirt from Sideshow Tees.
• People start laughing with you instead of at you and eventually become you friends so that you start building up a group of real friends instead of just relying on those people that only want to be your friend through the internet. People laugh because of your funny t-shirt instead of anything else that's wrong with you.
• Running out of creative story ideas for this list so we're going to wrap it up and say that you need a Sideshow Tee because some public places won't provide any service to you if you're not wearing one. So save yourself the trouble and buy a funny shirt today from Sideshow Tees.